Best. SNL Skit. Ever.

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
LAZY SUNDAY, WAKE UP IN THE LATE AFTERNOON,

Dan says:
CALL PARNELL JUST TO SEE HOW HE'S DOING

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
"HELLO?" "WHAT UP PARNS?" "YO SANBURG, WHATS CRACKING?"

Dan says:
YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
NARNIA!

Dan says:
THEN IT'S HAPPENING!

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
BUT FIRST MY HUNGER PAINS ARE STICKING LIKE DUCK TAPE

Dan says:
LET'S HIT UP MAGNOLIA AND MACK ON SOME CUPCAKES

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
shit i cant make out the next line

Dan says:
MAGNOLIA BAKEY HAS GOT ALL THE BOMB FROSTING

Dan says:
*Bakery

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
I LOVE THOSE CUPCAKES LIKE MCADAMS LOVES GAWSLING

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
GAWSLING GAWSLING

Dan says:
TWO! NO SIX! NO TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
I TOLD THAT IM CRAZY FOR THESE CUPCAKES COUSIN!

Dan says:
YO WHERES THE MOVIE PLAYING?

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
UP THE WESTSDIE DUDE!

Dan says:
WELL LETS HIT UP YAHOO! MAPS TO FIND THE DOPEST ROUTE

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
I PREFER MAP QUEST!

Dan says:
THAT'S A GOOD ONE TOO

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
GOOGLE MAPS IS THE BEST

Dan says:
TRUE DAT DOUBLE TRUE

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
SIXTY EIGHTH AND BROADWAY!

Dan says:
STEP ON IT SUCKER

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
WHATCHA WANNA DO CHRIS?

Dan says:
SNACK ATTACK MOTHER FUCKER

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
the chronic WHAT? iels of narnia!

Dan says:
THATS THE CHRONIC

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
What?

Dan says:
CLES OF NARNIA

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
WE LOVE THE CHRONIC

Dan says:
WHAT?

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
CLES OF NARNIA

Dan says:
PASS THE CHRONIC

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
WHAT?

Dan says:
CLES OF NARNIA

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
YO STOP AT THE DELI, THE THEATERS OVER PRICED!

Dan says:
YOU GOT THAT BACKPACK? I'M GOING TO PACK IT UP NICE

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
DON'T WANT SECURITY TO GET SUSPICOUS

Dan says:
MR PIBBS PLUS RED VINES EQUALS CRAZY DELICIOUS

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
REACH IN MY POCKET AND PULL OUT SOME DOUGH

Dan says:
GIRL ACTED LIKE SHE NEVER SEEN A 10 BEFORE

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
ITS ALL ABOUT THE HAMILTONS BABY

Dan says:
THROW THE SNACKS IN A BAG AND I'M A GHOST LIKE SWAYZE

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
ROLL UP IN THE THEATER

Dan says:
BUYING WHAT WE'RE HANDLING

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
YOU CAN CALL US AARON BURNS

Dan says:
FROM THE WAY WE'RE DROPPING HAMILTONS

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
PARKED IN OUR SEATS, MOVIE TRIVIA'S THE ILLEST

Dan says:
WHAT FREINDS ALUM STARRED IN FILMS WITH BRUCE WILLIS

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
WE ANSWERED SO FAST IT WAS SCARY!

Dan says:
EVERYONE STAND IN AWE WHEN WE SCREAM MATTHEW PERRY!

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
NOW QUITE IN THE THEATER OR IT'S ABOUT TO GET TRAGIC!

Dan says:
WE'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN TO A DREAM WORLD OF MAGIC!

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
WITH THE CHRONIC

Dan says:
WHAT?

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
CLES OF NARNIA!

Dan says:
WE LOVE THAT CHRONIC

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
WHAT?

Dan says:
CLES OF NARNIA

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
PASS THAT CHRONIC

Dan says:
WHAT?

TWO! NO, SIX! NO, TWELVE! BAKERS DOZEN!! says:
CLES OF NARNIA

Dan says:
narnia... narnia... narnia