Biggest douche

Matt Stone and Trey Parker may have said that John Edwards is the biggest douche in the universe, but I think that his position has been usurped. By a former American Presidential hopeful named Pat Robertson. First he calls for the assassination of a human being, and a few days ago he said that a man had a stroke because God smote his ass. Or rather, in this case, heart.

If that's not being a douche, I don't know what is. I myself was raised christian, with church attendance every sunday for over a dozen years and elementary school attendance at catholic schools. I'm not a practicing christian, and I haven't attended a church sermon in well over a year but I can still say this; this douche is giving christianity and christians everywhere a bad name.

I believe in God, but me and God have issues and are not on speaking terms. However, what angers me with The Church [Capital Letters!] is when people presume to say what is God's will. Unless God comes down from the Moon wearing a T-Shirt that says; "Bitch, I'm God, pay attention," I don't think that anything that is said by any man or woman preacher can be taken as anything further than personal interpretation or opinion.

But to spread hate, malice and lies in the name of God... again, let me stress that I am not a religious person, but it still shames me to think that a man like Pat Robertson has such a large audience of people that hand on his every word. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that he has the right to free speech, and that he uses it, but it would be nice if he used it for good and not evil.

Still though, biggest douche ever.